[	Current Location	|	an armpit	]
[	mood	|	devious	]
[	music	|	lauren is chewing by lauren farrell	]

okay so im gonna tell you about laurens day. she got a new camera and its name is jehovah like jehovah witness because the farrell family recently converted religons to jehovah witness cause they seen the christ child. the christ child is lauren farrell. because she is so fresh and so clean. chris farrell (her brother) thinks their dog lacey has a bigger vagina than lauren. in other news, lauren got these cool new glasses. well they really arent cool but she likes them. they are purple and they have these like nipples all over them. and they are really starfish but htat didnt occur to dr. farrell as she was buying them, she just htought they were a pretty design. there are times when i want to help her but i just cant. this would be one of those times. so easter was last week and lauren got some peanut butter stuff. and she got some peanut butter reeses eggs and i ate one and as shes reading this she is just figuring out that i consumed it cause i didit secretly. and she just said to me "did you really?" but if she goes and checks the bag she will see that one is missing. cause its in my stomach. shes crying because she was saving themmm hahahah oh i love myself. so thats it.


girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight! lets have a pillow fight! i know your tight, thats when we turn off the lights.

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okay well jill updated last time and she is gay. the weekend was good. girls sleeping here and seeing blades of glory! haha great movie. well i dont feel like telling you everything else in between so ill update tomorrow or something. bye xox.

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holaaa chicos es jillian y me escribo un journal entry por lauren. basically because her journal entries are gay and short and they aren't important compared to me. so um lets talk about lauren farrell. i met her way back when i was eating an artichoke one hot summers day. actually it might have been fall im not so sure. anyways apparently L fare used to live in an artichoke. so i was minding my business consuming artie the choke when someone knocked in my mouth. like some person was inside my mouth, all of them. so i sneezed and out popped lauren farrell and thats how i met her and she thinks that we have been best friends ever since. sad to say that we havent. we've been more like hm barnyard creatures. so more about this ferocious man called lauren. my favorite thing about her is how she laughs because i hate it passionatly. see lauren is semi asmatic and that means she has to have an inhaler. so before she laughs she lets all the air out of her lungs out in like a cough and then proceeds to laugh. i wish i could record her and play it for everyone because itsfucking amazing. but whats even more ridiculous is the way this girl runs and plays ddr. she starts off like a normal human being and shit but then she like morphs into this BEAST. see her thumbs feel the need to slowly make their way up into a "thumbs up" position. and you see her in the distance and you know its her because the thumbs are in the upright position. ohhhhh how sexy she is. its just a habit she does it everytime cause the girl is gifted. so yeah thats basically all im gonna write right now cause i dont feel like writing anything else. <3333



drop pants not bombs hoebags :]

[	Current Location	|	my room	]
[	mood	|	HEADACHE.	]
[	music	|	my typinggg.	]

Today was blahhhh. School was gay. But I did get to have an easter egg hunt 4th period with the little kids! :) They are so cute. Then Ryan took me home and me and Jackie got Subway. :) After that I basically did nothing until dance. That was okay too. and now  I have a major headache! :/ Whatever, update soon. xox ; lauren <3

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[	music	|	Go Getta - Young Jeezy	]

So school was blahhhh. I don't actually hate it or anything but by the end of the day I wanna like smash my head against a locker cause the days drag on sometimes. Anyways, Gabrielle came over after school and she claims she is God, but she is just a skank. Then we went to Dunkin' Donuts with Jillian. Blocke, Ashley, Jill, Kevin & Kyle were there. Then me Jill Gabi Blocke Kevin & Kyle sorta went on an adventure ;] Then the rest of my day was pretty much boring. Well, I'll update soon. xox ; laur &hearts;



p.s. - Jill smells like poop. (dog poop)

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[	music	|	none at the moment.	]

Okay, well I haven't been on here in a while cause I've been on myspace, but that's getting boring now.  So, I'm starting this again. I really don't want the long weekend to end. It was fun. Having the girl's sleep over & Cait's party was fun :). And last night mine and Sara's adventure ;] Well, I guess I'll update soon. xox ; lauren <3